and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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