I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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