very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers