Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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