Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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