so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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