dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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