coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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