im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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