week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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