can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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