whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ketchup is God's man juice
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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