Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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