Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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