God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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