Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize