this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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