Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
