How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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