I'm really into asian looking animals
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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