it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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