belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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