I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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