I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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