Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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