Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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