I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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