Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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