Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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