She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You coming home soon, man?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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