im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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