even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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