It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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