dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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