I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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