I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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