Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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