But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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