Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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