Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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