so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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