we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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