He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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