Your face is a jimmy john
i already hear my dad disowning me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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