I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits