I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
someone get that fucking seahorse.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,