i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
