I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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