i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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