And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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