No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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