But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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