break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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