We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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