Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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