i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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