I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My life is pants optional.
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