yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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