I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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