oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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